Da Gei

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When you sass off your teacher and play video games like your life depends on it. Tech is to blame and teachers are worse than your mom on a bad day.
"I’m not doing this worksheet, I’m saving the world."
He spent the whole class playing Fortnite and got a zero.
Teacher tried to lecture, he just yelled, "I’m da gei, I don’t care."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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You say "Das Gey" when you do something super gay and forget to say "no homo". It’s also how you react when someone sends you a meme that makes you want to die.
He kissed the ceiling and said, "Das Gey," then walked out.
I saw a cat wearing a hat and screamed, "Das Gey!"
That meme was so bad, I said, "Das Gey," and cried.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Gei means you go off and jerk off like you’re trying to beat your high score. It’s like a cocky missile, but for your hand.
He went to the bathroom and came back with a hard-on.
During math class, he was wanking like it was a championship game.
He said, "I’m da gei," and then didn’t stop for ten minutes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Da Gei is when you hit a plane, like, literally hit a plane. It’s also when you hit your own brain because you’re too stupid to understand math.
He hit the plane so hard, the teacher asked if he was crying.
He said, "I hit the plane," and then fell asleep.
He hit the plane and missed the whole test.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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