Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The green stuff that makes you laugh and forget your problems, like it’s your best friend who also smokes your mom’s cigarettes.

My cousin ate so much ganja he turned green and started talking to the cat.

I took one hit and my math teacher looked like a cartoon character.

My dog got high and peed on the neighbor’s lawn like it was a party.

2

A plant so strong it could beat up a lion, and you’ll be too high to care.

I hit the ganja so hard I forgot my own name.

My brother inhaled so much he turned into a human smoke machine.

The ganja was so good my mom started dancing in the grocery store.

3

The green magic that turns normal people into crazy people who think they’re gods.

My friend ate ganja and tried to fly off the roof.

I took one hit and started arguing with my reflection.

The ganja was so good my grandma started singing show tunes at the mall.

4

A plant that smells like your gym sock after a week, and it’ll make you feel like a king.

I took a hit and felt like I could beat up the president.

My friend got so high he tried to hug a tree and fell over.

The ganja was so strong it made my neighbor’s dog do the cha-cha.

5

The stuff that turns your brain into a jukebox, and you can’t stop dancing.

I took one hit and started doing the twist in the middle of the class.

My sister got so high she tried to talk to the microwave.

The ganja was so good my dad started singing opera in the grocery store.

6

A green leafy thing that makes your brain go wild and your mouth go silly.

I ate so much ganja I started talking to my plants.

My friend got so high he tried to wear his pants backwards.

The ganja was so good my mom started doing yoga in the kitchen.