Da Game Player

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A guy who thinks he's a legend but can't even beat his cousin at checkers.
My cousin is a Da Game Player. He cried when I won.
He calls himself a Da Game Player. I call him a crybaby.
He says he's a Da Game Player. I say he's a walking embarrassment.
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A man who thinks he's tough but gets scared when a chicken crosses the road.
He's a Da Game Player. He ran from a chicken.
He says he's a Da Game Player. I say he's a chicken’s best friend.
He claimed to be a Da Game Player. I saw him hide behind a tree.
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A guy who thinks he's the king of the block but can't even handle a single punch.
He called himself a Da Game Player. I knocked him down with one hit.
He's a Da Game Player. He ran when I showed up.
He said he's a Da Game Player. I said he's a joke.
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A man who thinks he's the toughest but gets spooked by a shadow.
He's a Da Game Player. He screamed at a shadow.
He claimed to be a Da Game Player. I said he's a shadow’s best friend.
He thinks he's a Da Game Player. I think he's a coward.
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A guy who thinks he's a beast but gets beaten by a kid on the playground.
He's a Da Game Player. A kid beat him at hopscotch.
He says he's a Da Game Player. I say he's a loser.
He called himself a Da Game Player. I called him a playground joke.
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A man who thinks he's a legend but can't even finish a single song.
He's a Da Game Player. He couldn't sing one line.
He said he's a Da Game Player. I said he's a tone-deaf fool.
He called himself a Da Game Player. I called him a musical disaster.
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