Da-Gamaize

Why is the math problem like a paragraph from a horror novel? Just add 2 + 2 and stop being a drama queen.

My teacher explained gravity like it was a conspiracy theory. I just want to throw things at her.

He turned a simple ‘how are you’ into a 10-minute speech about his ex’s cat.

She turned ‘what’s for dinner’ into a full-blown debate about the meaning of life.

He explained how to tie a shoe like it was a secret code from the CIA.

The homework question was ‘what’s 3 + 4’ and he wrote an essay about it.

He turned ‘I’m tired’ into a 5-page story about a zombie apocalypse.

She explained how to brush your teeth like it was a life-or-death mission.

The answer to the question ‘what’s your name?’ was a 3-paragraph story about his childhood pet.

He turned ‘what’s the time?’ into a full speech about the history of clocks.

She made a 2-line instruction into a 10-step process with diagrams.

The question was ‘how are you?’ and the answer was a 20-minute rant about his ex.

She turned ‘do you want chips?’ into a debate about the future of snack food.

He explained how to open a door like it was a secret mission.

The answer to ‘what’s your favorite color?’ was a 5-minute speech about the meaning of life.