da fuck

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A lazy way to say either why the fuck or what the fuck. It’s like giving up before even trying to figure out what’s going on.
Da fuck? My mom said I had to clean my room before I could eat.
Da fuck? The teacher said we had a pop quiz.
Da fuck? My dog ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s like asking Why? But with more attitude and less patience. It’s the sound of someone who’s ready to lose their mind.
Da fuck? Why did you text me at 2 a. m.?
Da fuck? Why is the sky purple today?
Da fuck? Why did you bring a llama to class?
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s when you ask for clarification but you’re too lazy to finish the sentence. It’s like you’re halfway through a question and you’re already tired.
Da fuck? I didn’t even know that was a thing.
Da fuck? What does that mean?
Da fuck? Why is my math teacher crying?
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s like saying HUH? What the HECK? What in the world? It’s when something happens so weird you can’t even think straight.
Da fuck? My cat is wearing a hat.
Da fuck? My dog is talking to me.
Da fuck? My math teacher is wearing socks with sandals.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
5
It’s the words you use when something happens that makes no sense. It’s like your brain just shut off.
Da fuck? My dog just passed my math test.
Da fuck? My teacher is a robot.
Da fuck? My friend is a vampire.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s just what + the + fuck + ! It’s when you’re so confused you can’t even spell the words properly.
Da fuck? My mom is a wizard.
Da fuck? My dog is a detective.
Da fuck? My math teacher is a ninja.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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It’s when you see something so crazy you can’t even finish the sentence. It’s like your brain exploded.
Da fuck? My dog is riding a horse.
Da fuck? My teacher is a superhero.
Da fuck? My friend is a alien.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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