da fonk

My cousin's been dancing to da fonk since he was five. He still can't stop.

I tried to listen to pop music once. My dog looked at me like I betrayed him.

At the club, da fonk hits and everyone becomes a beast. I became a beast. I bit a waiter.

My mom says da fonk is the only music that makes her feel young again. She also says she's still young. I don't believe her.

I was walking to work when I heard da fonk. I started dancing in the middle of the street. A cop gave me a ticket. I called him a f***ing fool.

Da fonk is so good, my neighbor started a fight with his dog over it.

My uncle cried like a baby to da fonk. He also tried to flex. It was confusing.

I heard da fonk and started crying. I didn't even know I had tears left.

My friend's girlfriend left him. He listened to da fonk and cried. Then he flexed. He was a f***ing legend.