Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, rude way of saying you just saw something stupid and you're too shocked to think straight.

Da fock? My dog just ate my homework.

Da fock? My mom texted me at 2 a. m. about my brother's pet lizard.

Da fock? I just got a ticket for driving on the sidewalk.

2

A mean way of asking what just happened, like you’re about to throw something at the person who told you.

Da fock? My math test was on the weekend and I didn’t know.

Da fock? My friend spilled soda on my brand new shoes.

Da fock? My teacher said I failed my science project.

3

A loud, angry version of what you say when something goes completely wrong and you’re not even sure why.

Da fock? My pizza came with a side of dirt.

Da fock? My dog ran away with my backpack.

Da fock? My phone died in the middle of a Zoom call.

4

A short, rude way of saying you’re confused and you’re not going to hide it.

Da fock? Why is my math teacher wearing a hat made of socks?

Da fock? My dog just started talking to me.

Da fock? I just got a pop quiz and I didn’t study.

5

A loud, mean way of asking what just happened, like you’re about to scream at the top of your lungs.

Da fock? I just got a D on my history test.

Da fock? My mom said I can’t go to the party.

Da fock? I just dropped my phone in the toilet.