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when you're playin holdem and you're beggin like a sad dog for the first three cards
"I just need to see the first three cards, please!", said by a man who's already lost $20
"Why can't I see the first three cards? I'm not even a bad player!", said by a man who's losing $20 every round
"I'm not asking for much, just the first three cards.", said by a man who's about to lose $20
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when you're playin holdem and you're so clueless you need the first three cards to even think
"I can't even think without the first three cards.", said by a man who just got a $20 bill and a headache
"I need the first three cards or I'm out.", said by a man who's now out
"I'm not clueless, I'm just waiting for the first three cards.", said by a man who's still clueless
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when you're playin holdem and you're too lazy to wait for the first three cards
"I'm too lazy to wait for the first three cards.", said by a man who just lost $20
"If I don't see the first three cards now, I'm gonna cry.", said by a man who just lost $20
"I'm not lazy, I'm just too tired for the first three cards.", said by a man who just lost $20
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