Da Filers

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A hot mess of a girl named Sofia who gets called Da Filers by her idiot brothers. She’s got a laugh that can make a dead man giggle, but she also knocks over laptops while drunk and probably ruins your life.
Sofia laughed so hard she knocked over my coffee and my feelings.
Da Filers was drunk and stepped on my keyboard like it was a dance floor.
She made me laugh so much I forgot my password.
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Sofia, the girl who gets called Da Filers by her dumb brothers. She’s a laugh machine, but she also drinks too much and stomps on computers like they owe her money.
Da Filers drank the whole bottle of vodka and cried on my shoulder.
She laughed so hard I think my monitor got a bruise.
She stepped on my laptop and said it was a ‘dance-off’.
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Sofia, the girl who gets called Da Filers by her moron brothers. She makes everyone laugh, but she also gets drunk and smashes up computers like they’re her enemies.
Da Filers laughed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
She was drunk and walked all over my keyboard like it was a carpet.
She made me laugh so much I spilled my soda on my laptop.
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