da fei gei

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To slap a plane with your noodle. It’s like when you’re stuck in traffic and your brain says, ‘I’m gonna get off this train and take a walk.’

My mom said, ‘You da fei gei in the bathroom again?’ I said, ‘You da fei gei in the kitchen!’

He da fei gei during Zoom class. His teacher said, ‘You’re not focusing, you’re focusing on your peen.’

I da fei gei while my brother was taking a test. He failed. I passed. Life is unfair.

To shoot a plane with your meat. It’s like when you’re tired and your brain says, ‘I’m gonna take a break and jerk off.’

At the dinner table, my dad da fei gei. My mom said, ‘You’re not eating, you’re eating yourself.’

I da fei gei in the car. The driver said, ‘You’re not driving, you’re driving your head.’

He da fei gei in the school hallway. The principal said, ‘You’re not walking, you’re walking your fingers.’

To hit a plane with your member. It’s like when you’re bored and your brain says, ‘I’m gonna get off this train and take a walk with my meat.’

I da fei gei during the movie. My friend said, ‘You’re not watching the movie, you’re watching your peen.’

He da fei gei in the library. The librarian said, ‘You’re not reading, you’re reading your meat.’

I da fei gei in the grocery store. The cashier said, ‘You’re not shopping, you’re shopping your fingers.’