da-doy

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A loud, obnoxious way of saying something is so obvious it makes your brain hurt.

Da-doy! You’re still wearing that same ugly shirt from 2015.

Da-doy! You tripped over your own feet. Really? Again?

Da-doy! You forgot your password. What’s next? You’ll forget your own name.

A stupid, loud way of pointing out something so simple even a blind squirrel could see it.

Da-doy! The sky is blue. You’ve been outside all day.

Da-doy! You spilled coffee on your pants. It’s not that hard to hold a cup.

Da-doy! You’re fat. No one’s surprised.

A loud, profane way of saying something is so clear it makes you want to scream.

Da-doy! You’re late again. What’s wrong with you? Your brain? Your feet? Your life?

Da-doy! You’re still using a flip phone. What’s next? You’ll start talking to pigeons.

Da-doy! You forgot your keys. Again. Again. Again.

A loud, stupid, and utterly pointless way of saying something was totally expected.

Da-doy! You got a D on your math test. You didn’t even try.

Da-doy! You’re still eating that same old pizza. You’re a disgrace.

Da-doy! You yelled at the TV. It didn’t even talk back.

A loud, obnoxious way of saying something is so clear even your grandma could see it.

Da-doy! You’re broke. You ate cereal for dinner. Again.

Da-doy! You’re still dating that guy. He’s a disaster.

Da-doy! You’ve been wearing the same socks for three days. Your feet are gross.