da douche

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A stupid move someone makes that makes everyone roll their eyes and want to punch them

My cousin tried to propose to his crush in a public bathroom. Da douche.

My mom signed up for a Zoom class on how to knit. Da douche.

I tried to fix my phone with a pencil. Da douche.

The annoying noise someone makes when they're being a total idiot, and it keeps going like a broken record

My little brother kept saying 'da douche' every time he failed a test. It was like a never-ending joke.

My dog barked 'da douche' at the mailman for 10 minutes straight.

My teacher said 'da douche' every time I talked during class. It got old fast.

A dirty comment someone makes about having sex, usually while they're being a total dork

My friend called me 'da douche' because I didn't know how to use a condom.

My brother said 'da douche' during my mom's Zoom call. It was awkward.

I called my crush 'da douche' when I spilled my coffee on them.