da dirty

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When you're talking about the South, like the parts of America where people eat fried food and say 'y’all' like it's a curse.

My cousin moved to Georgia and now he's da dirty, I can't stand it.

The teacher said we're da dirty because we're eating tacos during math.

My uncle says he's da dirty, but he can't even spell 'Mississippi.'

When something hits you so hard you yell 'Da' dirty Jesus!' like it's a holy swear.

I saw my mom's cat eat my brother's face and I yelled 'Da' dirty Jesus!'

When my dog peed on the president, I screamed 'Da' dirty Jesus!'

My teacher flipped out when I drew a mustache on the principal and said 'Da' dirty Jesus!'

When you're doing a three-way and someone's butt is getting hit with a Santa suit and Mexican hats are getting burned like it's a war.

My friend's ex got into a three-way with a cop and a taco truck driver, and the cop wore a Santa suit and burned hats.

At the party, someone got spanked with a Santa suit and a bunch of hats went up in smoke.

My cousin tried to do a three-way with a guy in a Santa suit and ended up burning hats in the backyard.

When you bring a fat ho home and tie her up with a book and shove it up her ass like it's a new kind of torture.

My cousin brought a fat ho home and read her the Da Vinci Code and shoved the book up her ass.

At the bondage party, someone used a copy of the Da Vinci Code to torture a girl.

I saw my uncle take a ho home, tie her up, and read her a book like it was a punishment.