Da Cuzzy Sharn

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The worst cuzzy named Sharn who thinks he's king of the vortex because he can do it while peeing.

Sharn: I vortexed while peeing and it was epic. You? Still fumbling.

Bro: Sharn vortexed in the middle of a toilet clog. Respect.

Sharn: You can't even vortex while eating a sandwich. I do it while peeing.

Sharn is the cuzzy who thinks his Ure is so big it's a whole damn religion.

Sharn: My Ure is so big it’s got its own church. You’re just a tiny cuzzy with a tiny Ure.

Bro: You think your Ure is big? Sharn’s Ure is a holy relic.

Sharn: You’re just jealous my Ure can do a full vortex without a second thought.

Sharn is the cuzzy who has so many Mrs he thinks he’s the god of teke bros.

Sharn: I’ve got so many Mrs I could start a teke bro cult. You’re just a regular cuzzy.

Bro: Sharn has 10 Mrs. You? You’re still trying to get your first one.

Sharn: You can’t even get a Mrs. I’ve got a whole damn army.