da crib

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Your house or some other person’s house, basically wherever you spend most of your time being lazy and eating junk food.
Yo, I'm gonna crash at my da crib and eat a whole pizza by myself.
My cousin’s da crib is the worst, it smells like old socks and regret.
I don’t even know where my da crib is anymore, I live in a dumpster now.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Your house or someone else’s, it doesn’t matter, as long as you can stay there and not be yelled at.
My da crib is the only place I can eat cereal for dinner without getting yelled at.
I went to my cousin’s da crib and got grounded for life, I stayed too long.
My da crib is the only place I can talk trash and still get fed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Miami nickname that means the whole city, but really, it just means a place where people wear sunglasses even when it’s not sunny.
Miami is da crib, and I don’t care if it’s 90 degrees and raining.
Da crib is a place where people think they’re famous just for being in traffic.
My da crib is Miami, and I live in a car now.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The place where college kids got sent home in 2020, now it's just a place where they eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Da crib is where I went to college, but I barely left my room.
My da crib is my mom’s house, and I live in a cereal box now.
Da crib is where I went to college, and I still don’t know what I’m studying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Either someone who never went to college but still thinks they’re cool or someone who went to college and got kicked out, both are da crib.
Da crib is me, I never went to college but I still think I'm a king.
Da crib is my bro, he went to college and got kicked out for eating too much pizza.
Da crib is my mom, she never went to college, but she still thinks she's a legend.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Your house, and if you're thick, you take it way too seriously, like it’s some kind of sacred place.
Da crib is my house, and I take it so seriously, I even wear a crown when I’m home.
My da crib is sacred, I don’t even let my dog in there.
Da crib is my house, and I’ve got a shrine to my cereal box in there.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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In football, when a defender grabs the ball and runs all the way back to score, it’s like the defender is the king and the other team is the peasants.
That defender made a touchdown, he ran all the way back like he was the king.
Da crib in football is when the defender takes the ball and makes the other team look like fools.
The defender did da crib, and the other team is still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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