Da Couve

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A place so bad it makes your soul cry. People there think they’re cool just because they live there.

My cousin moved to Da Couve and now he thinks he’s a king.

I told my friend he’s a da couve native and he cried.

Da Couve is like a prison but you can leave whenever you want.

A town so small it thinks it’s the center of the universe. Everyone there talks like they’re famous.

My mom says Da Couve is the best place ever. I don’t get it.

My brother got a job in Da Couve and now he thinks he’s a star.

Da Couve people brag like they invented the internet.

A place that smells like old shoes and regret. People there just want to be left alone.

I went to Da Couve and it smelled like my uncle’s sock drawer.

My friend’s from Da Couve and he’s always sad.

Da Couve is like a bad dream that won’t end.