Da Cool Kidz Table

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The spot where nerds gather online to talk about stuff that only they find interesting while ignoring everyone else like they're not even there.

'Bro, why are we talking about memes when we could be discussing the history of the internet?' 'Because you're a loser.'

'I just spent 3 hours arguing about which Pokémon is the best. It was worth it.'

'Why aren't you at the Cool Kidz Table? You're missing out on the best part of the day.'

A place where brainiacs hang out online and talk about things that sound smart but are actually nonsense.

'I just explained why 42 is the most important number. You're still confused? You're a failure.'

'I joined the Cool Kidz Table because I got tired of being called a nerd in real life.'

'They said I was cool. I believed them. Now I'm stuck talking about video games.'

Where losers go online to chat about stupid stuff and act like they’re the best at everything.

'I just beat my friend at a game. He said I was the best. Now I have to talk about it for hours.'

'They called me a loser. I just joined the Cool Kidz Table to prove them wrong.'

'I’m at the Cool Kidz Table because I got tired of being ignored by real cool kids.'

A group of people who think they're super smart because they talk about random stuff online and don't care what anyone else thinks.

'I just said the word 'quantum' in a sentence. I'm now a genius.'

'I joined the Cool Kidz Table because I thought it would make me look cooler.'

'They said I was a dork. I said, 'Cool Kidz Table, here I come.'

Where the weird kids hang out online and talk about things that make no sense to anyone else.

'I just explained why the sky is blue. No one got it. I’m still cool.'

'They said I was weird. I just joined the Cool Kidz Table and now they’re weird too.'

'I stayed up until 2 AM talking about why the internet is the best thing ever.'

A place where kids get online and talk about dumb stuff like they're the most important people in the world.

'I just said I'm the best at video games. Now I have to prove it.'

'They said I was dumb. I joined the Cool Kidz Table and now they're dumb too.'

'I'm at the Cool Kidz Table because I said I'm cool and now I have to stay there.'