DA Co-Captains

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Two people who live like they're on vacation every day and never let BP win because they're too wasted to care

"I showed up to BP with a hangover and a bag of chips, and I still won.", @DaCoCap1

"BP is just a game we play to make the morning after less embarrassing.", @DaCoCap2

"They're not co-captains, they're co-chaos.", @DaCoCap3

Two people who drink so much they forget their own names just to laugh at other people and make them cry

"We drank so much we started talking to the ceiling like it was our ex.", @DaCoCap4

"We got so wasted we forgot how to walk and started dancing in the hallway.", @DaCoCap5

"We laughed so hard we cried, and then we drank to forget it.", @DaCoCap6