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You: I told you I was going to the store. You: Wait, what? You: I don't even know who I am anymore.

He asked me where my keys were. I looked at him like he was a ghost. I had no idea what he was talking about.

I said I was going to text her. I looked at my phone. I had no idea what I was doing.

She walked up to me and said, 'Hey, what's your name?' I looked at her like she was crazy. I had no idea who I was.

He asked me what I was doing. I said, 'I don't know. I don't even know who I am.'

I sat there for five minutes, staring at my phone. I didn't remember my own name.

I was in the middle of a conversation. I looked at him like he was a stranger. I had no idea what he was talking about.

She asked me what I was thinking. I said, 'I don't know. My brain went to the Bahamas and left me here.'

He said, 'Hey, are you okay?' I said, 'No, my brain is on a trip and I'm stuck here.'

I told him I was going to the gym. He looked at me like I had two heads. I had no idea what I was talking about.

She asked me what I was doing. I said, 'I don't know. I don't even know what I was doing five minutes ago.'

He asked me if I wanted coffee. I said, 'No, I didn't even know I was here.'

I was sitting there, staring at the ceiling. I didn't remember my own name.

He asked me what I was thinking. I said, 'I don't know. I was thinking about my brain, and now I can't remember my own life.'

She walked up to me and said, 'Hey, do you know who you are?' I said, 'No, I don't even know where I am.'

I was in the middle of a conversation. I looked at him like he was a stranger. I had no idea what he was talking about.

She asked me what I was doing. I said, 'I don't know. My brain went to sleep and didn't tell me.'

He said, 'Hey, are you okay?' I said, 'No, my brain is on a nap and I'm stuck here.'