da bubble

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a chunky waste of space who lives off his mom’s greasy ass and sucks on her saggy tits every night. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s cool just because he has a belly button.
My cousin is da bubble. He eats pizza every day and still calls me fat.
Da bubble just texted me a photo of his mom’s boobs. I blocked him.
At the family reunion, da bubble fell off the couch. It was glorious.
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a human blubber ball who lives at his mom’s house and eats her leftovers. He also licks her saggy boobs like they’re a goddamn popsicle.
Da bubble just showed up at my house. He had a whole plate of fries with him.
He called me da bubble’s little brother. I told him to shut up.
Da bubble texted me a selfie with his mom. I cried.
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a meatball of a man who lives with his mom and eats her food like it’s his job. He also licks her saggy tits like they’re a bag of chips.
Da bubble just called me to say he’s gonna eat my mom’s food too.
He texted me a photo of his mom’s boobs and said they’re better than mine.
At the grocery store, da bubble bought 10 gallons of ice cream. I lost it.
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