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FaceBook is like the prison for your brain. You log in and never come out again.
I just got locked in FaceBook for 4 hours. My brain is now a prisoner.
FaceBook is the only thing keeping me from becoming a hermit.
I posted a photo of my cat on FaceBook and now it's my life.
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A da book phrase is when you say you're on FaceBook like you're doing something important. Like you're not just scrolling like a madman.
I was on FaceBook all day. I mean, I was working on my life.
I was on FaceBook so hard, I forgot to eat.
I was on FaceBook and now I know everything about my ex.
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To da book is to make money like a thief, but with more pride. You keep it all and laugh at the IRS.
I da booked $10,000. The IRS is gonna cry.
I da booked so much, I can retire at 18.
I da booked and now my mom thinks I'm rich.
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A da book vehicle is a car that screams at you. It has a bass that could shake your teeth out.
My da book car can make the whole block feel like a nightclub.
I bought a da book car, and now I have a second heartbeat.
My da book car has more speakers than my ex has problems.
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A da book book is the Bible but written by someone who thinks they're fancy, but really just confused.
I read the da book book and now I'm confused and holy.
The da book book is like the Bible, but with more slang and less meaning.
I think the da book book is just the Bible dressed up.
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The da book is the holy Bible. It's the book that even God respects. You better read it or you're doomed.
The da book is the only thing that stands between me and the devil.
I read the da book and now I can talk to God.
The da book is the real deal. Don't mess with it.
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