Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your face when someone steals your last fry and eats it in front of you like it’s a trophy.

My mom just took the last taco and said 'I'm saving it for later.'

He ate my last pizza slice and said 'you didn't even ask.'

I saw my dog eat my sandwich and I screamed 'DA BOOB!'

2

The sound you make when you realize your friend lied to you about the party being cool.

I showed up to a house party and it was just my uncle watching TV.

I wore my best outfit and the party was at a gas station.

I brought chips and the only snack was a bag of pretzels.

3

The moment you step on a banana peel and fall flat on your face in front of your crush.

I tripped in the hallway and my crush saw me faceplanting the floor.

I was walking to class and a banana peel made me do a backflip.

I was trying to look cool and instead I looked like a fool.

4

When you see your dog eat your homework and you know you’re doomed.

My dog ate my math test and I got a zero.

He chewed my science project into pieces.

I left it on the table and he came running like it was a snack.

5

When you try to be cool and end up looking like a fool because of your pants.

My pants fell down during lunch and everyone laughed.

I tried to sit down and my pants fell off.

I was walking and my pants fell down and I ran away.

6

When you’re so tired you fall asleep in the middle of a math test and wake up with a question on your face.

I slept through the whole test and my teacher drew a question on my forehead.

I was so tired I dreamed about math problems.

I fell asleep and woke up with my head on my calculator.