Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total mess you look like a toilet clog and you smell like old socks and bad decisions.

Your face looks like it was hit by a bus and a pizza.

You came out of the womb looking like a sad potato.

You’re so ugly I think your shadow is trying to leave you.

2

You’re so gross I think your ancestors are screaming in the grave.

You look like you’ve been living in a dumpster since 2001.

You’re like a moldy sandwich that’s been left out in the rain.

Your face is so bad it’s giving the devil a headache.

3

You’re the reason why the word ‘disgusting’ was invented.

You look like you’ve been fighting a raccoon and lost.

You’re like a failed experiment from a science fair in 1987.

You’re so ugly the moon turned its back on you.

4

You’re like a bad pun and a bad haircut had a baby.

You look like someone tried to paint a wall with spaghetti and failed.

You’re the reason why the word ‘mess’ was added to the dictionary.

You’re so ugly I think your reflection is trying to commit suicide.

5

You’re so ugly I think your dog is trying to leave you.

You look like a lost sock that’s been living in a trash can for a year.

You’re like a burnt pancake that’s been left out in the sun.

You’re so gross I think your nose is trying to run away from you.

6

You’re like a broken lamp and a bad smell had a love child.

You look like someone tried to make a monster out of glue and failed.

You’re so gross I think your breath is trying to escape your mouth.

You’re like a used sock that’s been left in the corner of a room for a decade.