da bian

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the smelly stuff you poop out when you eat too much junk food and feel like a monster
My mom called me da bian because I ate three burgers and a pizza.
He said, 'You’re da bian,' after I dropped my pants in the hallway.
She texted me, 'You’re da bian, and I’m not lying.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the thing you leave behind when you’re too lazy to clean up after yourself
He said, 'You’re da bian,' after I left a mess on the floor.
She yelled, 'You’re da bian!' because I didn’t wash the dishes.
He DM’d me, 'You’re da bian, and I’m not even mad.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the reason you get in trouble when you’re caught doing something gross
The teacher said, 'You’re da bian!' after I pooped in my pants.
He called me da bian because I threw my snack wrapper on the ground.
She said, 'You’re da bian, and I’m recording this.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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