da baws

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Da Baws is the Scottish way of saying the only thing that saves the crap country from being totally ruined is that goddamn takeaway food.

My cousin says da baws every time he eats a chicken tikka masala at 2 a. m.

Da baws is the only reason I don't move to England for good.

Da baws is the only thing that stops me from burning down the takeaway shop.

Da Baws is when a Scottish person calls takeaway food the only good part of their goddamn country.

Da baws is the only reason I'm not crying every time I see the weather in Scotland.

Da baws is why I eat fish and chips at 3 a. m. like it's a religion.

Da baws is the only thing keeping me from punching my neighbor.

Da Baws is the Scottish way of saying takeaway food is the only thing that makes their country not totally goddamn awful.

Da baws is the reason I eat a full English every day even though I hate it.

Da baws is the only thing I look forward to in this goddamn country.

Da baws is why I don't throw my takeaway box at my brother.