Da Barron

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A hair disaster that makes you look like you got hit by a mop. Also used to insult someone like they’re a flamingo in a snowstorm.
"Da Barron? That’s your hair? I thought you were trying to start a fire."
He got called Da Barron at the mall. Now he’s crying in the food court.
My cousin’s Da Barron is so bad, it’s like he used a lawnmower for a haircut.
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A haircut so bad, it should be illegal. Also a nickname for someone who’s so gay, they wear glitter to the gym.
"Why did you let your hair grow like a weed? You’re Da Barron now."
He’s Da Barron and also wears socks with sandals. I’m done.
My brother got called Da Barron by his crush. He’s now a full-time drama queen.
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A hairstyle that looks like it was done by a drunk squirrel. Also used to call someone so gay, they bring a rainbow to the dark side.
"Your hair looks like a raccoon got into a blender. You’re Da Barron."
At the party, he got called Da Barron. Now he’s arguing with the DJ.
My mom’s Da Barron is so bad, the neighbors think she’s hiding a monster in her hair.
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