da backside

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the part of the body you use to sneak up on someone and give them a surprise slap. it's also where you put your face when you're trying to get lucky and don't care if you smell like old socks.
my cousin's dog ran into the mall and got hit by a shopping cart from da backside
i told my mom i was going to da backside, but i was really just hiding from my brother
the teacher caught me drawing on the desk from da backside and gave me detention
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the place where you put your head when you're too lazy to turn around. it's also where you get the best view of someone's butt if you're lucky and not too short.
i got in trouble for doing da backside during math class
my friend's dog kept trying to do da backside on my uncle
i saw my teacher's mom doing da backside in the grocery store
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the most glorious spot to be when you're trying to get lucky. it's also where you end up when you're too drunk to stand up straight and your pants are too tight.
my dad's best friend got caught doing da backside at the bar
i tried to do da backside on my neighbor's cat and it hissed at me
my brother said he'd rather die than do da backside in front of his crush
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