d6'er

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A smelly, brain-dead dork who only plays D&D with a d6 hit die because they think it makes them cool, even though it makes them look like a rookie.
My d6'er buddy tried to take on a dragon with 20 HP and got one hit and died. Classic.
I told my d6'er cousin he looked like a baby dragon with a bad haircut.
My d6'er friend tried to play a wizard and got knocked out by a goblin. I laughed so hard I cried.
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A d6'er is someone who thinks a d6 is the best weapon in D&D, even though it’s barely better than a rock.
My d6'er brother tried to fight a troll with a sword and a d6. It didn’t work.
My d6'er friend used a d6 to roll for everything, even when he had a d20. It was sad.
My d6'er neighbor said his d6 was magical. It wasn’t. It was just broken.
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A d6'er is a person who plays D&D like it’s 1987 and thinks a d6 is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
My d6'er friend used a d6 to roll for his spell. It was like he was playing with a stick.
My d6'er cousin rolled a 1 and cried. It was tragic.
My d6'er brother said his d6 was the best weapon in the world. I told him it was the worst.
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