D4tress

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A human stereotype machine who looks like they walked out of a SoCoDu advert and forgot to wipe their arse.

'That D4tress thinks they're the king of the castle, but they can't even spell Dublin properly.'

'If they had a face, it would be a postcode.'

'They're like a bad karaoke singer who thinks they're Beyoncé.'

A big fancy place in south Dublin that everyone hates but still goes to because it's the only option.

'The Aviva Stadium is like a prison for football fans. You go in, you come out sore.'

'D4 is the only place that can make a football game feel like a death match.'

'You don't go there for the game. You go there to prove you're not a D4tress.'

A place where rich kids play games, look cool, and think they're special because they can afford window shopping.

'Energia Park is where the rich kids go to show off their new shoes and pretend they're important.'

'They go to Loreto, then think they're the best at everything. They're not. They're just rich.'

'D4tress is like a fancy playground for kids who have no idea what hard work is.'