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A confused transexual who can't find her way and ends up chopping off her dick and mailing it to her hooker boyfriend who doesn't care. She vlogs about her failures and cries about love.
DM: 'I cut my cock off and it was just a waste of time.'
Tweet: 'My boyfriend said my dick was ugly. So I sent it to him.'
Vlog caption: 'Love is a lie.'
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A super famous person who loves books and can quote Shakespeare like it's nobody's business. They act like they're important.
Text: 'I read Hamlet and it was epic.'
Tweet: 'Shakespeare is the bomb.'
DM: 'I can quote Hamlet and I’m not even tired.'
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The worst singer ever. He’s on TV and it’s like watching a train wreck. Everyone knows he’s dumb.
Tweet: 'He can't sing and he's on TV. It's embarrassing.'
Comment: 'He's the worst. I can't even listen.'
DM: 'Why is he on TV? He's a disaster.'
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