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A monster who loves kids and thinks they're tasty snacks
He said he wanted to take my cousin to a haunted house. I knew he was lying.
My friend's dad asked if he wanted to go to the mall. He said no. Then he got a panic attack.
She told her mom she was going to the library. Her mom said okay. Then she went to a pizza place.
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A person who thinks they're cool but smells like a trash can
He walked into the classroom and everyone turned their heads. He smelled like old socks and pizza grease.
She tried to flirt with the guy in the lunch line. He said, 'I'm not into that.' Then he walked away and burped.
He wore the same shirt for a week. No one knew why.
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A brain that doesn’t work and talks too much
He kept talking during the movie. The whole theater turned on him.
She said 10 sentences in one minute. No one could keep up.
He asked 20 questions in one class. The teacher was mad.
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A person who thinks they're the king of the world but isn't
He said he was going to be the best in the class. Then he failed the test.
He told everyone he was going to win the game. Then he got tackled and cried.
He claimed he was going to be a millionaire. Then he spent all his money on candy.
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A human who eats pizza and thinks they're a god
He ate 10 slices of pizza and said he was a god. Then he fell asleep on the couch.
She told her mom she was going to be a pizza god. Then she ate 5 slices and cried.
He said he could beat anyone in the world. Then he tried to eat a whole pizza and passed out.
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A person who can't make decisions and just screams
He was choosing between chocolate and vanilla. He screamed at the ice cream shop.
She saw two shirts and screamed in the mall. No one knew why.
He had to pick a movie. He screamed at the theater and left.
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