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A cute Mexican girl who looks like a cartoon but talks like she just kicked your ass.

'You think you're cute? I was born in a taco shop.'

'I'm not a cartoon. I'm a real person. And I hate your mom.'

'You're not cute. You're just confused.'

A Mexican girl so pretty she makes your face look like it got hit by a piñata.

'You're not pretty. You're just sad.'

'I don’t need a piñata to beat you up.'

'Your face looks like it got hit by a broken piñata.'

A Mexican girl so adorable she makes your brain shut down like it’s on a weekend.

'Your brain is on vacation. I’m on a mission.'

'Adorable? I’m more like a monster in disguise.'

'Your brain isn’t shut down. It’s just tired of you.'