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danny is a clown who looks like a hot mess and still gets away with it

he walks into class wearing a hat and socks with dinosaurs on them

he texts me at 2 am saying he's 'crying in the microwave'

he tried to be cool by wearing a tutu and called it 'fashion'

danny is so dumb he thinks he’s a genius and still somehow gets laid

he told his teacher he invented the wheel and got a B

he asked me for help with math and then said i was ‘beneath him’

he tried to propose to a pizza and it didn’t work out

danny is like a broken toaster trying to be a microwave and it’s kind of working

he tried to make toast and it came out like a grilled cheese

he said he was ‘cooking’ and it was just burning the house down

he tried to microwave a cat and it was just confused