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Screaming like a baby who got hit with a cactus and then asked for more.

My ass feels like it's on fire and someone threw a brick at it.

I just got a pizza delivery and it was my butthole.

My mom said I was a pain in the ass, and I believed her.

When your butthole is getting a VIP treatment from a giant meaty stick.

I felt like I was being used as a portal to hell.

That dildo was bigger than my brain.

I cried like a toddler who lost their cookie.

Being the kind of person who makes other people want to die.

I was so annoying, my dog left me.

I made my brother cry with my dumb jokes.

I was so much of a pain, my teacher gave me extra homework.