Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A thug with more bling than your mom’s dentures.

My cousin is a D3D3. He got 10 teeth done and still got a ticket for loud music.

That D3D3 walked into the store and the cashier dropped the pen.

My neighbor's a D3D3. He wears socks with sandals and still got a tattoo.

2

A guy who thinks he’s the king of the block but can’t even pay rent.

My D3D3 cousin got kicked out of the apartment for eating all the pizza.

That guy is a D3D3. He got 3 jobs and still can’t afford his phone bill.

My D3D3 uncle tried to start a business. It failed. Twice.

3

A guy who thinks he’s a legend but only knows how to talk trash.

My D3D3 brother talks trash but can’t even beat me in a video game.

That D3D3 tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a look that could kill.

My D3D3 cousin thinks he’s a legend, but he still lives with his mom.

4

A guy who’s got more fake IDs than a cop at a concert.

My D3D3 uncle has 5 fake IDs. He got caught once.

That D3D3 tried to rob a store with 3 different IDs. He got caught 3 times.

My D3D3 cousin has a fake ID for every state. He’s still in trouble.

5

A guy who’s got more drama than a soap opera and still can’t keep a job.

My D3D3 brother got fired for fighting in the office.

That D3D3 had a drama with his girlfriend and still got fired.

My D3D3 cousin got fired for eating all the snacks at work.

6

A guy who thinks he’s tough but still cries when he gets in trouble.

My D3D3 cousin got in trouble and cried like a baby.

That D3D3 tried to be tough but still cried when he got caught.

My D3D3 brother got in trouble and cried in front of the whole class.