Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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You haven't felt joy since you got kicked out of the school cafeteria for eating too many cookies

You’re like a sad potato in a sad soup.

You’ve been sad since your goldfish died in a bathrobe.

You’re the ghost of a birthday party that never happened.

2

You’re so grumpy you could start a war over who gets the last donut

You’re the reason your mom took away your video games.

You’re like a grumpy old man in a soup kitchen.

You’re the ghost of a pizza that was never eaten.

3

You’ve been crying so much you’ve made a lake out of your tears

You’re the reason your dog stopped barking.

You’ve been sad since your Xbox broke.

You’re the ghost of a failed friendship.

4

You’re so sad you could make a sandwich out of your sadness

You’re the reason your brother got grounded.

You’ve been sad since your cat ran away.

You’re the ghost of a forgotten holiday.

5

You’re like a broken toaster that forgot how to make toast

You’re the reason your mom took away your phone.

You’ve been sad since your bike got stolen.

You’re the ghost of a failed science project.

6

You’re so sad you could turn the moon into a crying emoji

You’re the reason your dog ran away.

You’ve been sad since your pet goldfish died.

You’re the ghost of a forgotten dream.