d3adslugz

@d3adslugz just posted a video of them eating a burger with their hands and crying. It’s legendary.

I saw @d3adslugz in the grocery store. They were wearing socks with sandals and a cape.

My mom follows @d3adslugz. I don’t know why. She says they ‘inspire’ her.

@d3adslugz just did a dance challenge and it was just them standing there like a statue.

My friend said @d3adslugz is the reason why TikTok is so boring now.

I tried to be friends with @d3adslugz. They just sent me a DM that said ‘ok’ and that’s it.

@d3adslugz posted a video where they tried to do a backflip and fell into a puddle. It was glorious.

I think @d3adslugz is a ghost. They only post videos when they’re mad.

My dog follows @d3adslugz. I don’t know why. He just stares at the screen like it’s the end of the world.

@d3adslugz just posted a video of them eating cereal for dinner. It’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

I asked @d3adslugz for a friend request. They said ‘sure’ and that’s it.

My teacher follows @d3adslugz. He says it helps him forget about work.

@d3adslugz posted a video of them eating a sandwich and it was the most basic thing ever.

I told my friend @d3adslugz is the worst. He said ‘thanks’ and that’s it.

My little brother follows @d3adslugz. He says they’re the ‘coolest’ person on TikTok.

@d3adslugz posted a video of them just sitting there like they’re tired of being alive.

I saw @d3adslugz at the mall. They were wearing a hoodie inside out and a sock on one foot.

My friend said @d3adslugz is the reason why I hate TikTok now.