D33PVO1D

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A man so fat he looks like a sausage that got run over by a truck.
My uncle is a D33PVO1D. He eats three pizzas for breakfast.
That guy at the gym is a D33PVO1D. He can’t even lift a dumbbell.
My neighbor’s dog ran away from a D33PVO1D. It was scared.
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A man who eats so much he might as well be a food group.
That D33PVO1D ate a whole cake in one sitting. He didn’t even blink.
My teacher called my friend a D33PVO1D because he ate the entire lunch.
That D33PVO1D tried to fit into a car. The car cried.
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A man so round he could be a balloon that forgot to pop.
That D33PVO1D walks like he’s carrying a fridge.
My dad is a D33PVO1D. He can’t even fit in the elevator.
That D33PVO1D tried to do a cartwheel. It was a disaster.
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