d33k3r

Bro, you’re a d33k3r. You just walked into a bar and the whole place went silent.

My cousin’s a d33k3r. He got 10 girls pregnant and still got time to text me.

That guy at the gym? He’s a d33k3r. He flexes like he’s got a chicken on each arm.

My dad’s a d33k3r. He seduced my mom in the breakroom and got promoted.

That guy in the DMs? He’s a d33k3r. He called me a ‘babe’ and sent a pic of his dog.

He’s a d33k3r. He got a girl to marry him just so he could move out of his mom’s house.

That guy in my class is a d33k3r. He said ‘you’re cute’ and I blushed like I got caught eating pizza in the library.

My neighbor’s a d33k3r. He told my sister he’d ‘kiss her till she forgets her own name’ and now she’s his girlfriend.

He’s a d33k3r. He told my mom he’d ‘make her a grandma’ and now she’s his wife.