d33k in the eye

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1
when you get the worst possible thing happen to you, like getting run over by a bus while eating a taco.
I got d33k in the eye when my dog ate my laptop and my mom yelled at me.
My math test was so bad, I got d33k in the eye.
I got d33k in the eye when my phone died during a Zoom call with my boss.
2
a bad situation that hits you like a brick when you least expect it.
I got d33k in the eye when my crush texted me and I replied to the wrong person.
My pizza got d33k in the eye when the delivery guy dropped it on the sidewalk.
I got d33k in the eye when my mom found out I failed my history test.
3
when you get hit with something so bad, it feels like you’re being cursed by a f***ing wizard.
I got d33k in the eye when my dog peed on my brand new shoes.
My dog got d33k in the eye when he tried to eat my homework.
I got d33k in the eye when my phone died right before I had to give a speech.
4
a situation so bad, it makes you want to cry, scream, and maybe throw a chair.
I got d33k in the eye when I missed my bus and was late to school.
My dog got d33k in the eye when he got stuck in the toilet.
I got d33k in the eye when my teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study.
5
when life throws you a punch you weren’t ready for, and it hurts a lot.
I got d33k in the eye when my dog bit my friend.
My dog got d33k in the eye when he tried to steal my snack.
I got d33k in the eye when my mom yelled at me for not cleaning my room.
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