Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You call your ex a muff rat when she’s too big for your death.

He said I was a muff rat and called me dead. I said he was a dead muff rat.

She had a muff so big, I had to die to get rid of her.

He said I was a muff rat. I said he was a dead muff rat. Then he died.

2

When you’re so dead, you can’t handle a big muff.

He was so dead, he couldn’t handle my muff.

She said I was dead from the muff.

He said he was dead from my muff. I said he was a muff rat.

3

You dump your girlfriend because she’s a muff rat and you’re too dead to deal with it.

I dumped her because she was a muff rat and I was dead.

He said he was too dead to handle her muff rat.

She was a muff rat. I was dead. That’s why I dumped her.

4

You call your ex a muff rat when she’s too much for your death.

She was too much for my death. I called her a muff rat.

He said she was a muff rat because she was too much for his death.

He called me a muff rat. I said he was dead from my muff.

5

When you die from the muff, you’re a muff rat.

He died from the muff. Now he’s a muff rat.

She said I was a muff rat because I died from her muff.

He died from the muff. I called him a muff rat.

6

You’re a muff rat when you die from a big muff.

He died from a big muff. Now he’s a muff rat.

She said I was a muff rat because I died from her big muff.

I’m a muff rat. I died from her big muff.