d2me

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It's a trashy phrase Michael Amato came up with. It means you're so dead to him, he wishes you were a corpse in a landfill.

D2ME, bro. You're like a rotten sandwich I can't even throw away.

D2ME, man. You're the reason my coffee tastes like regret.

D2ME, you're the worst. I'd rather talk to a squirrel.

Michael Amato said it. It means he's so done with you, he'd rather get a root canal than see your face again.

D2ME, you're like my ex and my dentist combined.

D2ME. I'd rather fight a dragon than talk to you.

D2ME. You're the reason I have a headache.

Michael Amato invented this phrase. It means he's so over you, you might as well be a ghost in a haunted house.

D2ME, you're like a ghost haunting my brain.

D2ME, you're the worst ghost I ever had.

D2ME, I'd rather be haunted by a vampire than you.

Michael Amato started it. It means he's so done with you, he’d rather take a bullet than hear your voice again.

D2ME, you’re like a bullet I’d rather not take.

D2ME, you’re the reason I’ve got a second job.

D2ME, I’d rather be shot than hear you talk.