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I hit a stop sign because I was going 80 in a 30. My car is fine. My ego is not.

I tried to pass three cars on a two-lane road. Now I'm stuck on the shoulder like a sad pizza.

I didn't see the deer until it was too late. Now I'm paying for a new front bumper and my pride.

I thought I could make it through the rain without getting wet. I was wrong. My car looked like a soggy muffin.

I tried to go 70 in a 45. The cop said I was a menace. I said he was a menace too.

I saw a pothole coming and still drove right into it. I think my car has a grudge against me.

I thought I could beat the red light. I didn’t. Now I have a ticket and a bruised ego.

I saw a construction zone and still went full speed. Now I have a dent and a new nickname: 'The Crash King.'

I thought I could make it through the snow without sliding. I was wrong. My car did a dance and I got a ticket.

I tried to do a donut in the parking lot. Now my car looks like a pancake and I have a ticket.

I thought I could beat the traffic by going 90 in a 55. Now I’m stuck behind a cop and I’m sweating.

I saw a speed limit sign and ignored it. Now I have a ticket and my mom is mad.

I thought I could beat the car in front of me. I didn't. Now I have a scratch and a new nickname: 'The Slow Driver.'

I tried to pass five cars in one lane. Now I have a ticket and my car looks like a broken toaster.

I saw a traffic jam and still went full speed. Now I’m stuck in the middle of it and I’m mad.