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Down to fuck is when you talk about girls with your guy friends like you're the only one who knows they exist and they're just a bunch of clueless meatheads.
Bro, I'm down to fuck this girl tomorrow. You're still trying to figure out how to ask your ex back.
D2F, man. I'm getting ready to hit that like it's a buffet.
Down to fuck? I'm down to fuck, but I'm also down to beat up anyone who tries to steal my girl.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dick to floor is how high your junk hangs when you stand up. If yours is lower than a pizza delivery man's, you're not getting anywhere near the action.
My D2F is so low, I could park a car on it.
His D2F is like a skyscraper. No way he's getting in my league.
D2F is just a fancy way of saying your dick is a doormat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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