d2d

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The boring stuff you do every day. Like eating, pooping, and pretending you care about school.
Bro, I'm tired of this d2d life. I just want to be famous.
This d2d grind is killing me. I need a break and a pizza.
D2D is just life, but life is a prison and I'm the prisoner.
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So overdone it’s like you’ve been doing it since the dinosaurs had Instagram.
This song is done to death. I’ve heard it in every commercial ever.
That meme is done to death. Can we get a new one?
This joke is done to death. I’m gonna throw it in the trash.
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When a girl is cool with giving a BJ and says it like it’s no big deal. Usually to a guy who’s still in high school.
Girl, I’m down to dome. Let’s go.
He asked me to dome him. I said yes, but only because I was tired.
Dome me and I’ll give you a snack.
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When two guys are just trying to show off their junk like it’s a talent show.
These two guys are doing dick-to-dick. It’s like a battle of the bulge.
They did dick-to-dick in the hallway. The teacher didn’t even care.
Dick-to-dick is the worst. It’s like a meatloaf fight.
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D2D means you’re so ready to die, you’d even do it for a free taco.
I’m down for anything. Even dying for a taco.
D2D is my new motto. I’m gonna die for a pizza.
I’m down to die. Just give me a taco and I’ll do it.
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When two guys just touch each other’s junk like it’s a normal thing to do.
They made contact with each other’s junk. It was awkward.
At the party, two guys just touched each other’s junk. No one said anything.
Why did they touch each other’s junk? Was it a dare?
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When you’re so ready to have sex with a girl that you’re even willing to put your junk in her.
I want to have sex with her so bad, I’ll put my junk in her.
D2D is when you’re desperate enough to do anything for a girl.
He said he was down for D2D. I said, ‘Okay, but you’re gonna pay for pizza.’
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