D1s

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A person who is drunk, stupid, smelly, a pain in the ass, and a total loser. They think they’re a college star, but they’re just a waste of oxygen.
Hey man, you’re a D1? You can’t even spell ‘dumb’ right.
That kid is a D1. He failed algebra and still thinks he’s going pro.
I saw a D1 eat a whole pizza and then blame the table.
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A person who is awesome at something or just absolutely destroys it. They make everyone else look like total failures.
She’s a D1 at basketball. She can dunk like a monster.
He’s a D1 at math. He solved the entire test in five minutes.
That guy is a D1 at eating. He ate three burgers and still wanted more.
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Used to fake-crowd someone who thinks they’re good at something, but they’re actually a total joke.
You think you’re a D1 at gaming? You lost to my dog.
She said she’s a D1 at singing. She sounded like a dying raccoon.
He claims he’s a D1 at cooking. His pizza looked like a war zone.
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D1 means DONE. Because D is D and 1 is ONE. Put them together and you get DONE. Smart, right? Or just a little bit stupid.
D1, baby. That means you’re done with your dumbass life.
I’m D1, so I’m done with this stupid game.
D1. I’m done with you and your stupid face.
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D1 is a highway in Slovakia that has been sitting there for years and still isn’t finished. It’s the worst road ever.
That highway in Slovakia is a D1. It’s the worst thing ever.
They call it the D1. It’s just a bunch of dirt and a dream.
The D1 is a joke. It’s been broken for ten years.
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D1 means you finished. You’re done. You didn’t fail. You crushed it. Like a total boss.
You’re D1, buddy. You finished that test like a boss.
That project was D1. You’re done, baby.
She was D1. She finished the race and didn’t even break a sweat.
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The smartest person in your neighborhood who knows everything like the back of their hand. They know where to go, when to go, and who to talk to.
My neighbor is a D1. He knows where all the best places are.
That guy is a D1. He knows when the pizza place opens.
My D1 neighbor knows when the movies start and who to ask out.
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