Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks penguins are cool but can't even finish a race without crying

I saw him lose to a kid on a skateboard. He cried like a baby.

He tried to race me and fell into a puddle. Classic D1PD0NG.

He posted a video of him tripping over a penguin. It was sad.

2

Someone who talks about penguins nonstop but can't even handle a simple race

He DMed me saying penguins are the best, then got last place.

He tried to beat me in a race and passed out halfway.

He used a penguin as a shield in a race. It was ridiculous.

3

A person who claims to be a penguin expert but can't even walk straight

He fell into a lake while trying to impress penguins. Big fail.

He said penguins are his best friends, then tripped over a rock.

He tried to race me and walked like a drunk penguin.

4

A guy who thinks penguins are the future but can't even beat a toddler in a race

He tried to race my kid and got beat by a 5-year-old.

He said penguins will save the world, then got stuck in traffic.

He used a penguin as a trophy. It was pathetic.

5

A person who's surrounded by penguins but can't even run without tripping

He fell into a pond while trying to run with penguins. Total mess.

He tried to run a race and tripped over a penguin. Classic D1PD0NG.

He walked like a penguin, then fell over. It was a disaster.

6

A guy who thinks he's a penguin king but can't even finish a race without falling over

He fell into a lake while trying to be the penguin king. Total fail.

He ran like a penguin and fell over. It was cringe.

He posted a video of him falling over. It was a mess.