d1oxyn(d1)

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d1oxyn(d1) is the king of cool, but also the king of trash talk.
D1 just called me a crybaby after I lost a game. I’m still mad.
He said my haircut looks like a raccoon’s tail. I threw a snack at him.
He told my mom I’m a disgrace. She believed him.
2
d1oxyn(d1) is so cool he makes the moon jealous.
He said the moon was boring. Now it’s crying.
He told the moon he had better hair. The moon just blinked.
He made the moon apologize for being too round.
3
d1oxyn(d1) is the most chill person, but also the most annoying.
He was chill until he said my mom was a snack.
He said my dog was cool, but my cat was trash. That was unfair.
He was chill until he made me eat a sock.
4
d1oxyn(d1) is the best friend you never asked for, but you definitely need.
He showed up at my house and started eating my snacks.
He called my mom and said I was a snack.
He told my dog I was a snack. My dog agreed.
5
d1oxyn(d1) is a cool guy, but he will also ruin your day.
He told my mom I was a snack. She believed him.
He ruined my lunch by eating it.
He said my dog was cool but my cat was trash. That was mean.
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d1oxyn(d1) is the kind of cool that makes you want to punch him.
He said I was a snack. I wanted to punch him.
He told my dog I was a snack. My dog looked at me like I was trash.
He said my mom was a snack. I started crying.
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