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the worst kind of guy who thinks he's a king but can't even tie his shoes
I saw D1DS crying in the hallway because his lunch was soggy.
My mom told D1DS to stop talking to the ceiling.
D1DS tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.
D1DS
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a human-shaped disaster who thinks he's a legend but can't even beat his brother at checkers
D1DS tried to propose to a pizza and got rejected.
He screamed at a chicken for stealing his snack.
D1DS cried when his video game got a virus.
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the guy who thinks he's a superhero but can't even do his own laundry
D1DS tried to fly off the roof and fell into a pool.
He yelled at the mailman for not bringing his cereal.
D1DS cried because his sock didn't match.
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a guy who thinks he's a rockstar but can't even play the kazoo properly
D1DS tried to sing in the shower and flooded the house.
He got into a fight with a toaster over bread choices.
D1DS cried when his pet goldfish died.
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the guy who thinks he's a genius but can't even remember his own name
D1DS tried to invent a new kind of pizza and it exploded.
He got lost in his own house and cried.
D1DS forgot his own birthday and threw a tantrum.
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the guy who thinks he's a beast but can't even beat his own shadow at hide and seek
D1DS tried to roar at a cat and got hissed at.
He screamed at the sky because it was cloudy.
D1DS cried when his sandwich was cut in half.