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The first day of butt stuff you never want to remember
My d1a was like being tortured by a toilet paper roll.
I cried during my d1a. It was that bad.
My d1a was so bad I asked for a time-out.
d1a
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The day you wish you were born in a trash can
My d1a was worse than my first day of school.
I had a d1a so bad I screamed in slow motion.
I was on my d1a and I thought I was gonna die.
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When your butt is the most broken thing in the world
My d1a felt like my butt was on fire.
I had a d1a and I didn't care if I ever left my house again.
My d1a was so bad I took a nap for a week.
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The day your anus got a lifetime ban
My d1a was like getting kicked by a donkey.
I had a d1a and I said goodbye to my dignity.
My d1a was so bad I wrote a letter of complaint to the sky.
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When your butt is the main character of a horror movie
My d1a was like being in a horror movie and you're the main victim.
I had a d1a and my butt was the star of the show.
My d1a felt like my butt was being haunted.
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The day your butt became the most cursed thing in the universe
My d1a was so cursed I thought I was in a witch’s spell.
I had a d1a and my butt felt like it was being cursed by a demon.
My d1a was the worst thing to ever happen to me.